Thursday, October 7, 2010
Please Do Not Eat These Foods.
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If you have any decency left in your withering bodies, do not seek sustenance here. Go elsewhere. This will not fill your bellies. This w...
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Monday, May 17, 2010
"Theeeeeey're Bueno!"
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Last week I trekked down to Playa del Carmen, just outside of Cancun, for a hometown buddy's wedding. To be sure, much good eats and dr...
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
In Response to a Certain "Lauren"...
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So last post I explained ever so carefully how to make your very own Peanut Butter Toast, complete with Nutella and Jam. I hope the Paint p...
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
How To Make Peanut Butter Toast
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Step One: Toast your bread. What kind of bread? Good question. NOT Rye. Caraway seeds are tiny little explosions of putridness. Instead...
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
"That is No Way to..." #1
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To the Asian sir on the subway train traveling north yesterday: That is no way to eat a burrito. The burrito itself looked adequate, above-a...
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