Two words, One unstoppable force: Pancake Puffs.

Watch this video, and see the future of gastronomy.

Highlights to watch for:
- The post-infusion ooze of an unnamed chocolate cream
- "No more pizza deliveries!"
- ILM-produced special effects to convey the even distribution of heat. My sources tell me this "red glow" effect was originally used for the Terminator's cybernetic eyes.
- The fairy dust sparkle sound when the pan's nonstick surface is wiped clean.

Buy one today! It's Pan-freaking-tastic.

"And on your right, an Olfactory..."

After a very patriotic day of consumerism, I walked back to the T station near Kendall/MIT. Then, it hit me: The unmistakable smell of Corn Muffin. I looked around. Was a homeless man holding out not the usual coffee mug or outstretched palm, but a crumby, warm, just-baked corn muffin slathered in honey? Had I snuck one into my pants, to eat later as a mid-day snack, and now my pockets were full of yellow bits? Were the very Green residents of Cambridge now using cornmeal as their alterna-fuel du jour? But no. I looked up, and saw this:

Billowing clouds poured from this building's smoke-stacks, giving the surrounding atmosphere an inescapable scent of Corn Muffin. Thank you, Industrial Revolution. If Marlboro could invent a tobacco with such euphoric fumes, I'd inhale a pack a day.